How To Wash The Cat

Thoroughly clean the toilet.

Add the required amount of
shampoo to the toilet water,
and have both lids lifted.

Obtain the cat and soothe
him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement,
put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need
to stand on the lid so that
he cannot escape).

Flush the toilet
three or four times.

Have someone open the door
to the outside and ensure that
there are no people between
the toilet and the outside door.

Stand behind the toilet as far
as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

The now-clean cat will rocket out
of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The DOG